Sunday, 27 June 2004

Joke of the day. It's 2005, and an old man walks up to the front gate of the White House. Speaking to the Marine guard on duty, he says "I'd like to see President Bush, please."

The Marine replies "I'm sorry sir, but George Bush is no longer President. John Kerry's in the White House now."

The old man nods, and goes away.

The next day the old man comes back again, and asks to see President Bush. The Marine, a little more curtly this time, tells him that Bush is no longer President.

The third day the old man comes up and asks to see President Bush. "Listen, old man," says the guard, "I've told you for three days running that Bush isn't President anymore! What is your problem?"

The old man says, "Oh, there's no problem — I just like hearing you say it."

The Marine snaps to attention, salutes, and says, "I'll see you tomorrow."

- Posted by Scott Forbes at 7:25 am. comments.