Wednesday, 29 September 2004
The Presidential Debate Drinking Game. EQUIPMENT REQUIRED: An American flag, a $1 bill, you, your friends, and plenty of drinks.
| Every time Bush says… | You… |
|---|---|
| "nu-kyu-lar" |
smack your forehead and take 1 drink |
| "Iraq" or "Saddam" |
shout "yee-hah!" and take 1 drink |
| "weapons of mass destruction" |
look for them under the table — if you don't find any, take 1 drink |
| "terror" or "terrorists" |
scream in terror and take 1 drink |
| "America is safer" |
cough the word "bullsh*t" and take 1 drink |
| "tax cuts" |
buy another round and put it on your credit card |
| "Dick Cheney" |
sing "Hail to the Chief" and take 2 drinks |
| "North Korea" or "Iran" |
shout "you're next!" and take 1 drink |
| "September 11th" |
wrap yourself in the flag and take 2 drinks |
| blames Congress or Clinton |
pass the buck one person to the right |
| admits a mistake |
duck to avoid the flying pigs |
| Every time Kerry says... | You... |
|---|---|
| "Osama bin Laden" | look around the room — if you find him, tell Bush where he is; if not, take 1 drink |
| "two Americas" |
sing "This Land is Your Land" and take 2 drinks |
| "unilateral" |
whoever has the $1 bill takes a drink |
| "allies" or "NATO" |
shake hands with someone and take 1 drink |
| "Vietnam" |
salute "reporting for duty!" and take 1 drink |
| "wealthiest one percent" |
buy another round and pay for it in cash |
| "outsourcing" |
buy a round of foreign beers |
| hints or says Bush is not telling the truth |
gasp "noo!" in shock and take 1 drink |
| "health care" |
check your pulse and take 1 drink |
| "John Edwards" |
swoon or cheer (your choice) and take 2 drinks |
| "America can do better" |
wave the flag and take 1 drink |
- Posted by Scott Forbes at 12:37 pm. comments.
