Monday, 05 April 2004

The Producers. A fellow expat provides a link to a pop quiz, which claims to measure how many Earths we'd need if everyone consumed as many resources as you do. (You greedy scoundrel.) This problem with this claim is that it relies on a blatantly misleading premise, which you'll only learn by closely reading the site's FAQ:

Footprint results are expressed in global acres (or global hectares in metric measurement). Each of those acres (hectares) corresponds to one acre (hectare) of biologically productive space with world-average productivity. [Emphasis added]

The quiz is calculating what would happen if we increased the world's average consumption level to match yours—while holding the world's average production level at its current rate, which is well below yours. The implication is that the world's "biologically productive space" is working at its peak efficiency—that there is absolutely nothing we could do anywhere in the world to increase crop yields, raise energy output, or improve the productivity of the average human being. The earth is red-lined at its maximum capacity, and we can't even squeeze out one more lousy ear of corn; our only option is to conserve, conserve, conserve, or else start preparing for the coming Malthusian collapse. No more wealth can be generated.

To put this claim in its proper perspective, I'd like to offer an alternate quiz: This one holds worldwide consumption at today's levels, and measures what would happen if we raised or lowered per capita production. In other words, the quiz will sneakily imply the problem is not that some people are consuming more than their "fair share" of resources—instead, it will insinuate that certain tree-hugging deadbeat socialists are not pulling their weight on the global production scale. Get with the program, slackers! Let's see how you do on this quiz:

  1. Who produced the fruits, veggies and grains you ate today?
    Grew them myself, backyard garden, "organically" (no fertilizer)
    Local farm, horse or ox-drawn plow, animal dung
    Family farm, diesel tractor, hybrid crop, chemical fertilizer
    Agribusiness, tractor and combine, genetically modified crop
  2. Where does the protein in your diet come from?
    Caught it myself, hunting or fishing with hand tools
    Soybeans / vitamin supplements (Westerners only)
    Local producer selling excess chickens, ham, beef, fish, etc.
    Bulk shipment of meat/fish/poultry, supermarket chain
  3. How about the roof over your head?
    Built it myself from mud, clay, and thatched reeds
    Amish friends and I worked together and raised it
    Professionally constructed by local tradespeople
    Bought it off the subdivision plan, as did 100 of my neighbors
  4. Who made your furniture?
    I don't own any furniture
    Built myself, by hand, out of old recycled junk
    Hand-built by professional craftspeople
    That Ikea warehouse really does have everything
  5. On a day-to-day basis, what do you do for a living?
    Try to get enough food and water to survive the next 24 hours
    Backbreaking manual labor, 80+ hours per week
    Blue-collar labor, 40 hours per week with overtime
    White-collar labor, salaried with options and incentives
  6. Tell me about your country's political structure.
    Tribal anarchy with multiple chiefs and warlords
    Dictatorship, kleptocracy, single-party rule
    Socialism, central planning, stifling bureaucracy
    Democracy, capitalism, free speech and religion
  7. How's your education?
    I can't even read this quiz
    High school equivalent
    College or university degree
    Post-graduate study
  8. You've just contracted a major illness. How do you treat it?
    Don't tell the government I'm sick!
    Folk medicine, herbal tea, rest and liquids
    Self-treatment with over-the-counter medication
    See a doctor, make full use of Western medicine
  9. How do you, personally, heat your home?
    I live in a warm climate or wrap myself in animal hides
    I burn wood or other organic fuels
    I burn coal or other fossil fuels
    I have electricity from an external source
  10. Your job isn't paying enough. What do you do?
    Steal money / take bribes
    Strike! Strike! Strike!
    Work longer hours / take a second job
    Find better job / start your own business

- Posted by Scott Forbes at 1:25 pm. comments.