Monday, 19 May 2003

Live from the home office in Wahoo, Nebraska (and with apologies to David Letterman), it's the Top Ten Surprises from The Matrix Reloaded:

  1. First movie was all a dream; Neo is really a Texas oil baron
  2. Dreadlocked villains talk like Jar-Jar, provide wacky comic relief for the kiddies
  3. Agent Smith revealed to be a pirated copy of Windows Me
  4. Exciting freeway chase scene not a special effect—they just filmed a typical L.A. freeway at rush hour
  5. Wachowski brothers created Carrie-Anne Moss by wearing bras on their heads, hooking up doll to computer, and hacking into military mainframe
  6. CGI Keanu Reeves a better actor than the real one
  7. In surprise twist ending, Neo learns that Morpheus is his father
  8. Cornel West still on lecture circuit 200 years from now
  9. Rampant product placement as Neo enjoys a Pepsi at the Zion McDonald's
  10. Sir Ian McKellen inexplicably does not appear in film

- Posted by Scott Forbes at 10:20 am. comments.